Don't you wish you could be a bird sometimes and fly away?

Because at least birds don't have an overweight step-mother shouting at them all the time, downpayment on a piece of shit 1982 VW Golf which was overpriced anyways! I mean what is it a 1987 VW GOLF!? Add to that this fucking rain that won't stop, a distinct lack of ducks in my local pond and a weird rash on their inner thigh that just WON'T FUCKING GO AWAY. empire style wedding wears with high waist

It'd be nice to be a bird.